Don't tell Lexi how to live her life! Especially if you suck blood for a living!
 

MIDLIFE CRISIS HITS EVERYONE DIFFERENT.

Lexi Harlow refuses to acknowledge the big 5-0 is approaching. Ending a bad long-term relationship means she's desperate to make ends meet and decides to take on a life of crime - operating one tick on the wrong side of the law as a cat burglar. When her zany estranged aunt catches her heading into a neighbors home after a particularly abysmal job, she informs Lexi of the deep dark secret that is her heritage - she's a psychic vampire! I know...what's that? To make matters worse, she's being shadowed by a real life vampire--of the blood-sucking variety! The last thing Lexi needs is a hot dude with sharp teeth in her life. What's a girl (even a middle aged one) to do?